I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time?

Levomit - i did sell weed and its not very profitable
-i would definatley get caught im not the crafty
-i live with my parents and i have a wife that wont cater my needs haha
-i play music and we never make any money at any shows
-everything i try to invent already has been patented
-if weeds not profitable i dont think panhandling is haha

ive already tried everything you listed lol but thanks though

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TheWildJoker ON A SERIOUS NOTE...

I am pursuing ways to make money in blogging. I am not lazy so I have put market research into it and I just start my first cash blog. Nothing in life is free. You have to work for money. I think the answer was funny though...I got a good laugh.

TheWildJoker :D

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Henderson well, since you are not lazy and good at market research, why don't you start day trading at stock market. If you do it right you can earn decent money from that.

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Possum @henderson-who said he was good at, or even knew anything about, market research. What he said was the equivilent of, "I checked out my car"-What the hell does that mean?

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France go spread betting ... and live your life you dreamed!
I've tried the past year and lost £40,000 abround $80000
its a big fish to be fried! , not for me though!
Good luck!
http://www.franceremovals.com

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Possum @france-what's "spread betting"

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KiloWattKid yes yes

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wrdweaver good answer.

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Levomit haha kinda sounds like communism , not trying to be mean though thanks for the answer

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jin jang It is socialism and nothing to do with communism.Thank you for your comment.:)

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Levomit er god i sound so stupid now i know its socialism for some reason i always say communism but yes thank you for reminding me that haha

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Sid A lot of people on this site confuse socialism with communism. if you ever find a good answer to your question, let me know...

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Carmella Though unfortunately the standard of living in England is often lower because everyone is paying so much tax.

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Mamdouh coming to egypt

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Hello 0_o I have lived in communism and socialism, I and everyone I knew had to work our asses of to make barely enough $ to put food on he table. Only plus side to it was students got excellent schooling for free and the good health care system. Where did this whole misconception of not having to work in communism/socialism start from?

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word2bigbird It's called France.

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Levomit yeah i want a job were i have to work for like a month then set for 3 but i dont think i will haha

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DrMcNasty I think you will have to come to a compromise. Even with my job it doesn't usually go my way. this year I had my first trip on the 6th of january and have only had a few days off since. Hopefully im done till sept or oct now though

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Levomit yeah that would be nice haha but now if you were done till oct do you have the money to support yourself comfortably until you go back to work?

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DrMcNasty oh hell yea. I feel like I should wear a ski mask to work. when Im out of town my pay is based on 84hrs a week so I get a ton of over time and double time.

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Levomit 84 hrs a week! what the hell do you do and how can you stand to work that much i wouldnt have any time to relax

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DrMcNasty I am a engineer for the power production industry. I don't usually work those hours but sometimes you have to. It doesn't matter anyways since you are away from home there usually isn't much to do. sometimes you get lucky though I went to maryland earlier this year and spent 9 days getting paid and never went into the power plant just hung out, went to NYC for a couple days and dc for a couple days.

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Levomit damn i couldnt work those hours. the reason i hate work if because i feel like im wasting my life, wasting all my time working not enjoying the things in life i should be you know?

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Possum You must have an interesting definition of "professional career". Care to elaborate?

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Bull wears a COAT of many colours 1. Military Officer
2. Surveyor
3. Heavy Equipment Operator
4. Construction Manager
5. Construction Estimator
6. Computer Consultant
7. Toyota Sales Representative

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Don Gorgeous George Lol, don't actually do anything illegal. Some people took me seriously here.

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JustcallmeEve lol +2

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Ron C Good answer +4

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-- CT -- LMAO...

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engineer is Terminator Hehe,nothings so funny,by the way.

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-- CT -- Well I found it funny...even reading again I do...haha!

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engineer is Terminator Don't make me LMAO.I have been controlling it since last 6 hours after this post.

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-- CT -- *Giggles*

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engineer is Terminator **TICKLES**

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-- CT -- Ohhhhhhhh....watch out..for feather!!!

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engineer is Terminator Let me put my running shoes on.

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-- CT -- Get back here.....lol

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engineer is Terminator no...

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-- CT -- Ok..Im coming after you..

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engineer is Terminator I cover 100mts in less than 12 secs.

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-- CT -- Damn..can I have an head start..please..where's my whip hmmm

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engineer is Terminator I bet,I'll let you start 40 mtrs ahead and still take you over with ease.Whippppp????

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-- CT -- Ha..I bet you would..yes the whip is to catch you with...lol

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engineer is Terminator Use a feather instead, and you'll see my ass vanish faster.

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Carmella Um, having a baby without having sex is pretty simple. It's called ''IVF''.

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Eileen Ain't that the truth

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philosopher-saint I knew it = a guaranteed irreverant chuckle, 'we're all'!
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weareallhypocrites I'm just being pragmatic about the situation. I have a certain respect for those that admit they are lazy. Despite the myth, the American dream is to do as little as possible for the most money. There's lots of money to be made for anyone that can tolerate the taste of random semen. :)

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Symbeline Sounds like a good idea, actually...choda sucker, that's me!

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weareallhypocrites love that entrepreneurial spirit!!

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Symbeline And the clients will, too.

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weareallhypocrites my gf is mad at me, sign me up!!

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Symbeline Is she really? What happened?

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weareallhypocrites fudge. i typed ut a whole long thing and AB lost it. let's just say i screwed up. not cheating screwed up but just something that made her doubt whether i love her as much as I say. we will get past it. I'm just in the doghouse fr a bit :/

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Anonymous +5

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Anonymous Yep, that is ONE way not to work. +4

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Ron C but remember, you will have to make phone calls and take potential donors to dinner. That can be tough work.

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Ron C Speak for yourself, many of us love our jobs.

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MissHoneyBee Ok well the majority would love to stay home. lol

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Ron C I used to have a home office. I found that I could get more work done if I did my work at the customer's site. I would borrow a conference room or office. Of course I didn't charge that time to the customer and they appreciated me hanging around in case something else went wrong.

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JustcallmeEve That's hilarious.

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Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN Stripping is rather hard work actually... and wears not only on the body, but the soul as well.

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philosopher-saint Uh-oh. A minus three! Must be an 'overworked' hooker, taking exception to my view of it being an easy gig?!
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goldpanner up you go!

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tempus Good idea! +6

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--- lol...so true

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Anonymous +5

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