by Account Closed on June 20th, 2008
Talk dirty to me.
Oh baby day old bread,stale potato chips.
Ohhhhhhhh dirt ahhhhhhhhhhhh mud oh my mud I love your mud baby smear it all over me. make me your dirty boy toy.
used laundry oh yes yes yes BO give me your BO I can't get enough of your smelly arm pits.
I would give you the sexual version but this would have to be posted in the AB4Adults section (found at the bottom of every AB page).
by John on February 23rd, 2009
ring, ring, ring
hello
hey baby what are you wearing
who the hell is this
c'mon u can tell me what are u wearing
asshole, click
buzz, buzz
by krazymike on June 20th, 2008
I'm going to assume you're not a virgin.
Having said that, just describe, very slowly, what you would be doing to the other person if you were in physical contact. Start with the undressing, teasing, touching, nibbling, or whatever you know would drive them wild.
Then, in a soft, wispy voice describe it. Painfully slow. Paint the picture so vividly in their mind that they feel it happening. Building the sexual tension is the point.
Be as graphic as you want. Pause mid-sentence. Like, "I slowly, gently lick your . . . " <<pause a few seconds>> "<<whatever body part>>"
Just have fun. But be sure the other person is in a place where they can respond to you.
by Me7654 on February 23rd, 2009
Well you start sounding very seductive and sexy with your voice.. You say what do you wanna do to me baby, and depending on what he says. Tell him that your starting to get wet and your fingering yourself. Ask him if he will make you horny and make you cum, because you are so horny already.
by Dave2222 on February 23rd, 2009
Is that how you want to impress a lady?
by anonymous on February 23rd, 2009
Oooh! I know.... First you make a mud pie...then wait until you are on the phone..... take a bite of your yummy mud pie..... then start talking! Voila! You are now talking dirty!
OR:
Just say lots of words like germs, snot, mud, puke, etc....
by Anonymous on November 1st, 2009
Now this all depends on what kinda guy/girl your'e talking to. like my bf is really freaky and he likes to be put into pain i.e. pulling hair, biting, scratching, cutting etc. so wen i want to talk dirty to him i tell him how im going to tie him up to my bed post and carve my name into his chest so he'll never forget it, and then ima cut down to that happy trail, and then give him a kiss on his u-kno-wt to make it all better. And if your'e talking to a regular nympho tell him that you wanna get fkd really hard/ever so gently and describe in detail all of your fantasies..
by Jack Offalot on February 10th, 2009
Take all the responsibility
Example Say. I'm really hard and ready to cumm. Don't say.Are you ready to listen while I jack Off
by UneFille on February 10th, 2009
Oh come on! You can do it!
by tossoffoutdoors on February 23rd, 2009
Hey, baby....
How's your day been?
<giggle, giggle, giggle>
really?
<giggle, giggle>
How's my day been?
<giggle, snort, giggle?>
Well, I've had a hard day...but now I'm ready to relax...how bout you?
<giggle>
Yeah; I know...it's been a long week...but I've got something that'll help you sleep well tonight...
<intake of breath>
That's right baby...just sit back, relax; I'm here to help you unwind...
<sharp exhal of breath>
To be continued...
by InTheNameOfBeauty on April 13th, 2009
7:30am saturday morning.
Ring.
<hey baby.>
<Hi.>
<whatcha wearing?>
<Nothing>
<Yum. You wanna talk for a bit?>
<No.>
<why not?>
<Cuz.>
<awh, come on... it's the morning!>
<no. you woke me up asshole.>
Click.
by linusnuahs on June 20th, 2008
aah! err! ahem! AND whose that?
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Comments
Obviously you've done this before;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 10th, 2009
I am an old pro lol I had forgotten all about this answer (shakes head)
by Account Closed on February 10th, 2009
I was getting so feverish from your answer I didn't even notice it was an old one;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 10th, 2009
all that dirty talking makes me want to shower lol
by Account Closed on February 10th, 2009
Go have your way with yourself. We'll be here when you get back;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 10th, 2009
menopause
by Sosueme on February 23rd, 2009
I know. I was trying to talk him through it;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 23rd, 2009
ha ha....go towel down that menopausal fever:)
by Sosueme on February 23rd, 2009
Nothing a good shtupping couldn't cure;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 23rd, 2009
Please call my ex girlfriend and tell her that.
by Sosueme on February 23rd, 2009
*takes notes*
by Arisztid in a COAT of Rromani awareness on February 23rd, 2009
Did some kind of horny guy call go out into cyberspace? Who is gonna land here next?;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 23rd, 2009
What you don't realize, you initiate these discussions. We just keep it going. Typical woman.:)
by Sosueme on February 24th, 2009
The Chief started the dirty talk. I just wanted him to finish what he started.
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 24th, 2009
Again, typical woman:)
by Sosueme on February 24th, 2009
HA! Lame. Typical man, always wanting to give himself a hand. Especially when he's not wearing any pants;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 24th, 2009
The Chief is done. You just take too long (you realize I am talking about making your point):)
by Sosueme on February 24th, 2009
I was waiting for you to finish;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 24th, 2009
I'm done....you're on your own:)
by Sosueme on February 24th, 2009
Finally!
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 24th, 2009