How do you make a dog go woof?

by Wisdom on September 24th, 2006

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Answerbag Stuff Feb 6th, 2007 Dress like a dustbin.
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Answerbag Lover Feb 6th, 2007 Try saying "Woof Woof!"
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- Answerbag Lover What's wrong with the answer?
  
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Esteban-- Now 20% smarter Feb 6th, 2007 ask him what covers your house? he should answer woof
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elohel Feb 6th, 2007 I just make barking and yiping noises at it. Im pretty good, and i sometimes do it at my neighbors dog to confuse it. Boy is it fun.
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Wisdom Aug 9th, 2009 with a can of gas and a match
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Takei-Shihan Aug 9th, 2009 ... soak it in gas & toss a match ... it'll go "woof" ...

... this is not quite funny, but as a joke, it does qualify as sick humour ...

likewise, if you freeze a cat solid, then cut it with a band saw, it will go "mmmeeeow" ...
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TaoZen Feb 6th, 2007 "Woof", actually, is a VERY loose human translation of Mid Atlantic dog... But seriously, You'll find that if you repeat a slow, low pitched and breathy, "BUH!" sound around many dogs, (almost like a cough but with your lips relax and closed) they (dogs) will go on alert of territorial danger. Depending on how skilled one is at making the "BUH!" sound he/she can get some dogs to bark. Some you might just piss off and set god knows what into motion. What's that old saw about sleeping dogs and letting them do something?
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swabby429 Feb 6th, 2007 I stare at Rex and tilt my head. He woofs at me a couple of times and then tilts his own head the same way. We both get a charge out of our little game.
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smart9426 Feb 6th, 2007 You need to wait for the dog to go woof, then praise it in an excitable way til it goes woof again, basically just reward every woof and it should soon get the idea
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- Esteban-- Now 20% smarter look at how the question is categorized. it is listed as a joke. and btw that would reenforce a bad behaviour.
  
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- smart9426 True.Very unfunny joke by the way
  
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Twisted Taco Feb 5th, 2010 Stick your finger up his ass
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ryno365 Oct 18th, 2006 My thought would be to try to poke it just enought to bother it, but not get attacked by it.
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francesca says Feb 6th, 2007 Bark at it. Ok, just do it. Let go of yourself. Go "woof woof" at the dog, youll be suprized at its responce.
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pagan-babe Feb 6th, 2007 Lol was gona say kick it up the bum!!!But was joking of course!!!!
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- pagan-babe come on guys wheres your sense of humor i said i was JOKIN!!!!!!!
  
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desolatekidd Dec 28th, 2009 Knock on something
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