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Willy warmer.

The mask in my avatar
I assume this one piece of clothing would have to suffice all year long, no matter what the weather. Therefore, it would have to be made of "smart" material which would cool you in the summer and warm you in the winter..it would be of a caftan configuration, it would be multi-colored, with irridescent sparkly beads all over..it would be light as a feather and flow beautifully as I walked! :)
My tie.........cause it doubles very nicely as a napkin.
A dress :)
my slingshot cos my honeys are heavy!
What about you?
A pair of leather chaps.
hmmm. I'm gonna have to say a button up shirt :)
a hat... you lose the heat from your head you know.. wouldn't want to catch cold...
My husbands dress shirt! Sexy yet conservative!:D
pants!!! i'd rather go topless, than pantsless!
oh wait.. i could just wear a dress. lol.
yea, i know its been put up here a few times already, but a dress. it would cover everything and you wouldn't look too out of place..
untill they noticed i wasn't wearing a bra o.O
a bra. No way am I carrying these around without some help.
red work coveralls.
Nipple warmers.

A toga.
a warm robe
shoes..I hate walking around outside barefoot!
My Birthday Suit. :)
A soft cozy oversized Tshirt!
Overalls that way I wont be compromised if I run jump etc lolz
A dress.
One of my KQRS Morning Show t-shirts which says "it is what it is" on the back, all in capital letters.
I have just gone through the entire month where this really happened to me, because of a severe skin infection followed by a terrible allergic reaction to the medication. I chose a wonderful caftan that my Mother picked up in Hawaii in the 1970's
A sexy wrap for my waist...
a pretty dress.........
Cargo pants. They're just so comfy and have really great pockets. I'd say a dress, but I really, really despise them.
Pants, sorry everyone but i made it 70 instead of 69 answers... :( lol
A long coat
A floor length, long sleeve dress.
hmm... I'd say my earrings :P
Socks. I would hate to have cold feet while streaking people 24/7.
Do condoms count?
Because I have been a nudist for years I would wear a cap or a hat to keep the sun out of my eyes...which I do anyway...Oh and carry my towel to sit on as required in all resorts.
aero shirts
A full bodied jumpsuit
mens tube socks oh wait just one sock LOL
My Glasses
A cool pair of sunglasses.
My housecoat! Just don't sit across from me when we're sitting down...haha :)
A warm fuzzy scarf, my mother always told me to wear one to keep from catching a cold.
It depends on my company... ;)
cribblanket
sexy
A silk robe. :)
sun dress
I really like hats.
A towel!
Hmm. Definately knickers. Knickers cover both front AND back, and you can cover your boobies easily with your hands. SORTED! Just like wearing normal clothes :)
Crocs.
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Comments
Thanks, Chelsea.:)
by sm00z on March 10th, 2008
ROFL
by Eltinwe has a life Swan - DYOH on March 10th, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA.. :)
by Phil in the Blank...backandtotheleft on March 10th, 2008
Gotta keep the willy warm! AWSOME!!
by Wickels on March 10th, 2008
Haha, I love the stripes!
by -Freedom Issues- Minnesota nice on September 8th, 2008
I love the color. Takes are real man to wear pink.
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on November 7th, 2008
Not a bad size either.
by bazza on December 24th, 2008
I wish , have to put 4 golf balls in first.
by ChelseaMark on December 25th, 2008
Hahaha. A bit short no?lol
by Anonymous on February 2nd, 2009