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by Also known as Mommy.. on October 18th, 2007
Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, sh*t! sh*t! sh*t!
by Vannie prays for babycakes . on April 22nd, 2008
Where is it heading to ...lol :-) !
by Anonymous on June 5th, 2008
I make sure that I am 5 MPH below the limit and otherwise ignore the little Nazi.
by Anonymous on October 31st, 2007
I can tell you, what most people have said to me:
1. am i speeding?
2. do i have my seat belt on?
3. oh hell, theres a cop car behind us.
4. did you pay your parking ticket?
5. he is going to stop us, i just know it.
6. i told you to finish that beer before we left.
These are but a few of the comments that drivers have shared with me, after a traffic stop.
by gtravels loves her life penguin on October 23rd, 2007
I sure wish I was wearing these right now:
by Feller on October 19th, 2007
Glad I don't drink anymore.
by DuncanPed on October 19th, 2007
I hope I didn't accidentally leave an arm hanging out of my trunk AGAIN!
by Drastic on October 18th, 2007
I think about brake checking them!;)
by anzolv on October 31st, 2007
I say to myself ,thank you officer for escorting me to the next titi bar. Will you join me?
by 60s Rock on October 18th, 2007
Officer Carl W. Smith II. When I was a teen driver, I had a close friend (Carl Wayne III)who's dad was a cop in a neighboring community. He would stop me every time he saw me out at night. Ask if we had any beer or women in there, then rip off some one-liner and go on his way laughing. I still think of Wayne and his dad every time I see a cruiser behind me.
by punkymoo on May 18th, 2008
I dont drive.. but think mostly 'to slow down'.) Good question...I watch drivers when coppers are tailing... love seeing the reaction people hav to th authoroties.)
by Thomas on May 18th, 2008
am i going to fast
am i going to slow
wheres the nearest exit
by glosie cutie on May 1st, 2008
Perhaps, my car is moving in the other direction.
by that70sShop on February 13th, 2008
Glad I dont smoke pot anymore,and I dont drink and drive,I wasnt speeding so..Im ok,right?RIGHT?!
by Starmaster on October 19th, 2007
I start thinking about my driver's license and car registration....do I have them in my wallet?
by Firebrand on October 19th, 2007
I check my speed because i have a heavy foot.
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on September 27th, 2009
He or she must be suspicious of me because I'm not talking on a cell phone.
by DUB meister on January 15th, 2009
choose a different route and crap myself
by oneday on October 22nd, 2008
"Dammit, what now?"
by cunning stunt who u calling chicken on September 22nd, 2008
Did I leave those donuts in the back seat?
by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on September 10th, 2008
nothing because I'm not doing anything wrong! : O )
by ilovemysoldier. on July 20th, 2008
aww you f**king pig!
by rickissocool5 on June 21st, 2008
do I have enough ammo?
I still think that but I don't take action anymore after I was put away for something similar to that.
by infoemercial on June 9th, 2008
That I ended up in a Pig pen
by rustyrazor on June 9th, 2008
I hope it's not "ticket tom". He's a local officer who has a reputation for giving out tickets for the smallest offenses and there's even a rumor that he ticketed his own grandmother.
by Zack on April 22nd, 2008
"I'm about to get beat down."
by PRINCESS LEAH on April 20th, 2008
Y DO THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY WHEN I DIDNT DO ANYTHING, WHY ARE WE NOT REALLY FREE???
WHY DO I PAY THERE SALARY TO HARASS ME???
by t3h_JaKaL on April 14th, 2008
OMG... Did I remember to put that registration sticker on my license plate?!
*Yoda Voice* I am not a problem... The other drivers... Speeding they are. A ticket... Need one they do.
There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
by Light of Cania on April 9th, 2008
I hope they dont stop me, i feel nervous even if i dont need to be
by HOTELLENA on April 5th, 2008
My ass goes through my mind as I hit a telephone pole while staring at the side view mirror.
by sailor on March 25th, 2008
Does he know that my wifes body is in the boot.
by Cowboy on March 20th, 2008
I'm gonna drive it like it's stolen!
"Cowboy Up"
by DRLAURAHATER on March 20th, 2008
Good now my husband will slow down and not drive as if he was on a race track.
by Alwaystina69 on March 18th, 2008
FU%@ ME!!!
by girlygirl on March 11th, 2008
Don't slow down ! don't speed up ! act natural ! not too natural ! don't answer that ! " hello ? hold on there's a cop behind me. " Don't look in the mirror ! He's not even behind me amymore...
by Beanybaby on March 11th, 2008
RUN!!!
by Christiaanrider on March 11th, 2008
Don't you dare turn those darn disco lights on!!!!
by TXrules Jetpacking Ninja Pirate Wannabe on March 10th, 2008
Am I going to get a speeding ticket? Did he clock me before I saw him?
by Ninja Chicken on March 10th, 2008
Nothing because I'm not breaking the law!!!
by jude7186 on March 10th, 2008
OMG! what did I do now?
by Answer me on February 13th, 2008
Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you.
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 13th, 2008
Damn I should have put on underwear today!!
by phinswin on February 13th, 2008
I just hope it's a city Cop, and not a sheriff's deputy. I fix the city's vehicles for a living. I just pray and do the speed limit
by Olero on February 13th, 2008
I hope its LAPD! (ab user)
by HungryGuy on February 13th, 2008
Drive extra carefully, use my blinkers, etc., etc. If I can do so without too much bother, I'll turn and go once around the block, and then continue on my way without the cop.
by Zebulon on February 13th, 2008
"What a coincidence, I need to pull over for a moment to get something out of my teeth. Just long enough for him to pass and then I'll pull back into traffic. No worries."
by dogdogcrazy on February 13th, 2008
Damn it, I hope there are no body parts hanging out the back of the truck.
by Hatchet ryda on February 13th, 2008
i am going to get pulled over....my shows over
by serenitylost on February 4th, 2008
Oh, shit, what have I done now???
by matt245 on February 4th, 2008
Hmm. I reckon I could outrun him.. I wonder if I should.. Nah, I guess I'll just pull over this time.
Why does the USA drive on the right side of the road?
by Answerbag Staff on March 8th, 2010
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How many beers can you have&drive?
by Answerbag Staff on March 7th, 2010
| 1 person likes this
What is a radar detector?
by Answerbag Staff on March 6th, 2010
| 1 person likes this
Does driving a vehicle is easy?
by XT. on March 4th, 2010
| 1 person likes this
Are you an above average driver?
by Doyler on March 8th, 2010
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Comments
what the h*ll is it now!!
by lime4u_99 on January 16th, 2008
LOL..Yep, thats it!
by Also known as Mommy.. on January 16th, 2008
lol.)not again perhaps.
by punkymoo on May 18th, 2008
I agree
by Ilsaccentone on July 4th, 2008
LOL!!!!
by Yeahwell... on August 14th, 2008