What shouldn't you do in a swimming pool?

by Chosun One on June 7th, 2007

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Chosun One Jun 7th, 2007 Swim near this:
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- lizizhere lmbo to funny
  
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- Esteban-- Now 20% smarter not a whale you would want to humpback.
  
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- Paul the know it all OMFG... Is that you mom?
  
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- Redman She should be under the water she may get a little speed in her back stroke. Lol.To funny
  
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- Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN LMAO... OMG! That is hilarious and disgusting all at the same time.
  
  Great pic!
  
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- Sunshine n Lollipops LOL!
  
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- Cupcake1201 lmao!!!
  
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- oneistheonlynumber oh snap
  
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- Redman oh snap,, she has got a lot of wind!to funny!
  
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Norman_Outside the lines Jun 7th, 2007 Drown. its a terrable thing to do.
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- Penny The Wise -d. :P (Drown)
  
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- DavidDouwens looool
  
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- Norman_Outside the lines oops ! thanks :)
  
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- R.I.P. Gerald Malone LOL LOL, nice one! but, my answer is pee! hehe.
  
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- mikemega That's what I was gonna say!
  
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- R.I.P. Gerald Malone :-D .
  
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Marj Jul 9th, 2007 You Should not have sex in the pool. Even if its not a public pool. The water and chemicala mess all the natural lubrication up. I know I will most likely get downrated for that but people need to know its not pleasent.

Oh women: Don't swim while you have your period. I know with a tampon some think its okay. Its not, its just gross.
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- Cantras The tampon thing really depends on your flow and your body. Yes, if you're basically hemorrhaging, please, don't. But it's not like the tampon is instantly going to take on water and start leaking. It's very possible to have a body shape where the tampon doesn't even get wet.
  
  Sorry to get to you months after, but since someone bumped it to the front...
  
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- ptosis Oh that's alright - the clorine in the pool means you won't be leaving a cloud of blood in the water - just a trail of blood when you step out of the water.
  
  Don't wear a tampoon while swimming.
  
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- Cantras Don't know if your comment was directed at me or marj, but again, it's a body-type thing. Maybe the girls you've swum with had the wrong body type or failed at insertion. Not to be TMI, but I've never had a problem. Again, possible to have a body shape where the "outside"/"string" end is never touched by the poolwater.
  
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- Marj For one I have no idea what comment you are talking about. For two it does not matter if you have a string hagning out or if blood is out and about. Just because you cannot see somthing does not mean it is not there. I understand your opinion but I have mine as well and you can explain why I could be wrong until your blue in the face it's not going to change my mind.
  
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- Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN As far as it messing up your own personal lubrication, I agree. Pool water is dirtier than you might think, chemicals included. It is not healthy for neither partners privates to have any kind of water forced in and out of there, let alone chemical laden water.
  
  But the period thing... I think some people are stupid and should therefore be banned from doing just about anything that requires intelligence. I have used one during swimming, and I hate to tell you, I was aware at all times of what was where and if I needed to get out or not because it was in place, serving its purpose.
  
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ChelseaMark Jun 7th, 2007 Get an errection.
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- Chosun One emm..well if its just me and a significant other.. why not? :)
  
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- ChelseaMark LOL , that's ok of course, I was more thinking of a packed pool on a saturday morning whilst in a pair of Speedos.
  
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- Chosun One lol...indeed
  
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- Jelloid Erection only has one R
  
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- ChelseaMark Not once it starts to get bigger !!
  
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- Jelloid Good point,Smelly
  
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Penny The Wise Jun 7th, 2007 P in the Ool.
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- Chosun One you know you have done that... lol
  
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- slothmister everyone has peed in the pool!
  
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- Penny The Wise Maybe as a kid. I peed in the lakes when I was a kid but not in the chlorine pool, and here's why- I was always told that there was a chemical in the pool that turned red or green and would follow you if you peed in the pool and I never wanted to be the kid with the red trail.
  I still hold on to that, and I'll tell my kids that too- I don't want them P'ing in the Ool either!
  
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- slothmister lol I was told that too but just hoped that every time I did it that it diddna happen! It never did and you wanna know why? 'cos no such chemical exists! Its a myth!
  
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- Penny The Wise I know that. But I used it as a scare tactic so I won't pee in the pool. That's just gross.
  
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- lizizhere When I was younger we had a sign at our public pool that said ''Welcome to our OOL, notice there is no P in it please keep it that way'. lol
  
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- Penny The Wise Yeah. I read something similar, which is where I got it from.
  
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- lemonpopsicle My mum told me when I was really really young (3 or something) that the pool water would turn purple if I went in it. Needless to say I never ever did.
  
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- Penny The Wise Same here. But I was told it would be red. :P
  
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- lemonpopsicle Parents can be so cruel :P
  
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- Penny The Wise Well, it worked! I never wanted to be the kid with the red line following me! :P
  
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WHITE BEAR Jun 7th, 2007 Do your business in it. Ive seen it happen !
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- Esteban-- Now 20% smarter i always check my emails and up date my day planner in the pool, so I guess I should be doing my business in the pool. BTW, how do you dry out a "Blackberry"?
  
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- Masta LOL!
  
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Im Not Short Im Fun Sized Jan 4th, 2008 Poop. Cuz that's just icky.

And get your period. Although, you can't exactly control that, can you?
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- Chosun One indeed
  
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agent1337 Jul 9th, 2007 Conduct nuclear experiments on the sub atomic level
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- Death Lord Who wouldn't? lol
  
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Esteban-- Now 20% smarter Jun 7th, 2007 Use power equipment or trim your toe nails with chain saws.
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- natzter the bionic has a broken hand ewww
  
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DavidDouwens Jun 7th, 2007 Puke
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Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF Jul 9th, 2007 Wear ankle weights.
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- Esteban-- Now 20% smarter that is from the Mafia school of swimming lessons.
  
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- Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF The cement ankle weights, yes.
  
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jenny_gurlie1984 Jun 7th, 2007 Drink the water... Ewww could you imagine.
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live4themelody Jun 19th, 2007 throw a toaster in it
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- donovan reynolds. Lol. Good answer... and I just imagined a weird dialogue.
  Bob:"I have this strange craving for some toast. be right back, I'm getting the extension cord."
  Pool-goers:..."Bob, NOO!"
  
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- live4themelody lol thank you
  
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Sgt Churba - Rational Response Squad Jun 7th, 2007 Spontaneously combust
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- SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING this would not work anyway because water puts out any fire.
  
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- Sgt Churba - Rational Response Squad Err, yeah, that's kind of the point.
  
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- Death Lord Not in Spongebob's World...lol
  
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Soliloquy Jun 7th, 2007 swim naked when there's other people there.
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- Esteban-- Now 20% smarter look it's a shark, no wait, that isn't a dorsal fin.
  
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- Soliloquy Hahahah. My point exactly ;)
  
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pocpoch Feb 12th, 2008 Park you car.
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Kal-El Dec 3rd, 2007 Play video games. This may be hazardous to your health.
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- Conformist Obviously!! :)
  
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- Kal-El Heh heh, :-P
  
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Dark Detail Jul 9th, 2007 Release lots of yellow food colouring. People will get the wrong idea.
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BigDaddyBS Feb 12th, 2008 Can't really think of a bodily function you should do there... Can you? (Well, breathe, but...) ;-)
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rxburgfan Feb 12th, 2008 eat things that have settled to the bottom
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Anonymous Jan 29th, 2008 Id say drown.
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Jayride Jan 19th, 2008 Probably this:
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- car audio crazy lmao
  
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Doggie S Jan 19th, 2008 Pee and wear see-through-when-wet swimwear.
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ALF THE AMMER Jan 19th, 2008 Have a pony in it (thats cockney slang folks)
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- oldmanuk dont forget the trap
  
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RoadDog77 Jan 10th, 2008 Do whatever makes you happy. The sanitizers keep everything clean if properly maintained. If your not sure about the conditions, don't get in.Oh and there are lubricants made to use in water;)
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ChelseaMark Dec 27th, 2007 Get an errection in your speedos.
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- oldmanuk would that make difference in a cold pool
  
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Susanneterra Dec 3rd, 2007 Drink the pool watter=))
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Vampyre Bat Nov 30th, 2007 Pee in it.
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Snowman Nov 30th, 2007 Inhale the water into your lungs.
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stifflersmom Nov 27th, 2007 well as a swimmer i must inform u that there are several things u musnt do.

1. You must never be caught while peeing in the pool. Feel free to pee but if you get caught, tsk tsk.
2. Dont try and tickle someone else. Its just not funny when they start choking on water and die
3. (Last one) You must never get an errection it sucks and it can lead to some very nasty sexual harrasment charges!!
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King Beef Aug 13th, 2007 Shave with an electric shaver.
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Galeanda Jul 10th, 2007 Hold your breath for 20 minutes. You won't like it and you will fail.
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Mr n Mrs M... Jul 9th, 2007 An Unidentified Floating Object...
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R U Sirius Jul 9th, 2007 Dive in one and then find out it was emptied for cleaning.
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Gracin the Strange Jun 20th, 2007 poop
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Jelloid Jun 7th, 2007 Pull the plug out
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Anonymous Jun 7th, 2007 don't pee in there.
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Chopsy the Diver Jun 7th, 2007 pretend your dead!
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SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING Jun 7th, 2007 any of the following :
take a dump
drown
have sex
puke
using it as a trash can
put your make up on in the pool.
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Galeanda Jun 7th, 2007 Use your hair dryer or any electrical appliance.
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xspinkick Nov 18th, 2009 Take a nap, face down.
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- denidowi No ... it might not be advisableLOL!
  
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- xspinkick =P Just maybe.
  
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RubyReds Sep 28th, 2009 Please no poo in the pool!! +
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proud 2 b weird Sep 27th, 2009 anything you would do on the toilet
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- denidowi That's a nice concise way of putting it, p2bwLOL!
  
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Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger Sep 27th, 2009 Die
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- denidowi No; it might be a very good idea to remain alive!!LOL! ;)
  
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Anonymous Aug 10th, 2009 pee and drown.
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- denidowi No, whatever you do, don't do thatLOL!
  
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oneistheonlynumber Jul 25th, 2009 drink the water
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- denidowi LOL!
  
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shaylie5 Oct 23rd, 2008 have sex.
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Empress of Everything Ever Oct 23rd, 2008 Drown
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mttdal Oct 21st, 2008 Don't pee in mine.. I have that stuff that makes a dye appear and will take photo's, video and humiliate anyone doing that, poop eww dooey.. hack.. = now that would = demise. Why else would I need an attack dog, can't wait to use that command. ....
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valentina Oct 17th, 2008 poop. code brown is never fun for us lifeguards:) nslol
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- mttdal OMG your killing me. !! LOL
  
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- valentina lol i love you matt! :)
  
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- mttdal Love you too Valentina.. Hey our friend got blocked from AB he emailed me today,he doesn't know why he was blocked. I'm a big believer in free speech, surprised they haven't got me by now LOL.
  
  Hey my email blackburnestatesales@mac.com
  
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- valentina haha G-man got blockd? that sucks. it was prob bcuz ov our 69 convo last nite lol. we're up next to get blocked lol:)
  you shud email me
  you can get my email of off ov my profile;)
  
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- mttdal done..
  
  They poop in the pool EWW doooey is my enemy.. yuck yuck, that's why I have trained dogs instead of kids Hack.. That's disgusting where r u in CA ?
  
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- mttdal He thinks it was about a question on Carpal Tunnel .. he apologized already..
  
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- valentina lol what about carpal tunnel?
  
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