What is something you probably should not say to someone who has a gun pointed at you?

by -NUNYA-- on June 8th, 2009

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Phantom Answers Jun 8th, 2009 Hey can i borrow your cell for a second, I want to call your wife and say thanks for last night. :D
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The Chief Jun 8th, 2009 Tell your wife I'm not gonna make it over tonight.
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catlover66 Jun 8th, 2009 Go ahead and shoot me, I bet you don't even know how to work the gun.
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mugger144 Jun 8th, 2009 Im am rubber you are glue. Whatever you do, it will bounce off me and stick to you. (stick toungue out)
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Bookworm Jun 8th, 2009 I'm busy, come back later.
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Vintage says keep it real Jun 8th, 2009 That'll land you a few years in the slammer!
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Mrs.Dufresne rediscovers Alana Davis Jun 8th, 2009 Hey, why don't you go shoot that dude over there!! *points over there*
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Mr Fixit Jun 8th, 2009 Go on then. I'll just stick my finger in the end.
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fantasy child Jun 8th, 2009 Love me?
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Leo27 is a Woman. Jun 8th, 2009 Does that fire?
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Teri Jun 8th, 2009 Put that away!!!
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GREMLIN Jun 15th, 2009 Hey Einstein...... Are you gonna take the safety off?
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phirad -you can call me Mike Jun 8th, 2009 If I may quote one of my favorite movie characters. "Go ahead, make my day".
+4 invis for you NUNYA
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Anonymous Jun 8th, 2009 Mines bigger.
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R U Sirius Jun 8th, 2009 OMG? what side of the family did you inherit that nose? Look at those nostrils.......I could stick my head up one of those and I could scream and you'd hear an echo...........
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Anonymous Jun 8th, 2009 Go ahead.....Bitch! xD
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Dodgy Dog in a Sable COAT Jun 8th, 2009 Come on a.....e, make my day!
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SalientAlien Jun 8th, 2009 Hey, how loud is that thing?
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phibins Jun 9th, 2009 "LOL, the irony. i just fired my 'weapon' all over your wife's face this morning"
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what2do Jun 8th, 2009 ha ha you dont have the balls to pull the trigger
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mike Jun 8th, 2009 haha...pull the trigger and i will kill you
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friday1322 Jun 8th, 2009 *sniffs the air a few times* Ew. Did you put deoderant on this morning?
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Esteban-- Now 20% smarter Jun 8th, 2009 Dude, the revolver isn't loaded.
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BigDaddyBS Jun 8th, 2009 Kiss my *ss and Go to H*ll
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themyelinsheath Jun 8th, 2009 FIRE!
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hitman2740 Jun 8th, 2009 "pull the trigger". its a very bad idea to say that.
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Anonymous Jun 8th, 2009 what kind of gun is that? I like it where'd you get it? Or "youre not gonna use that on me are you?"
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qwerty Jun 8th, 2009 you shouldn't cower like a pussy.
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QueenR eats the Terminator for breakfast Jun 13th, 2009 Your fly is down...
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chasing_victory Jun 13th, 2009 Uh...you know the safety is still on right?
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raindancer Jun 13th, 2009 Hey, dumbass, it's not going to fire because you left the safety on!
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BROADWAYTHECAT Jun 8th, 2009 umm...is that suppose to compensate for what's in your pants?
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weareallhypocrites Jun 8th, 2009 "Looks like somebody is trying to compensate for coming up a little short somewhere else"
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CaRbOnPrOdUcT n-aIrY tHaNg Jun 8th, 2009 As If.
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holeinthewoods Jun 8th, 2009 So I guess you don't want one of our pamphlets?
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Shemarq feels like changing it up Jun 8th, 2009 Have you looked at Amway lately? We have some great products . . .
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Butterfly Jun 8th, 2009 Are you serious? You are hilarious...
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Brian Jun 8th, 2009 *High-pitched voice* I'm going make you eat dat gun and den I'm going to eat yo childwen!
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NeuroticRabbit Jun 8th, 2009 Wanna have a race and see who can outrun the bullet fastest?
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niznj Jun 8th, 2009 i bet you cant hit me here (pointing to my head)
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Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard Jun 8th, 2009 I surrender.

Because I won't.
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i n a d x x_ 11 sleeps till im 21 Jun 8th, 2009 I fyour going to point a gun... you better be ready to pull the trigger!
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ThELicH Jun 8th, 2009 "too bad I took your bullets out while you werent looking... that thing wont even fire HA! FAIL!"
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cellarmaster1 Jun 8th, 2009 Awww... shoot. Better to say awwww... SHUCKS!
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Gnome of Kevonia - COAT of sage Jun 8th, 2009 You shouldn't say "You're a pu**y" to them.
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Morccan pwincesss Nov 9th, 2009 kill me ;)
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Leeses Pieces is COATed in chocolate Oct 7th, 2009 i dare you.

I double dare you.
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john pennington Sep 6th, 2009 "I have to pee".
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Tacet Aug 18th, 2009 I dare you.
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SaXlOvEr Jul 30th, 2009 dude, pick on someone your own size *starts walking away* lol *short prayer in order when facing the other way*
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