by - Pompey Dave - wearing a COAT of blue - on January 22nd, 2009
Mine used to say...
Dave is trying to work out how to use Facebook.
I hate the bloody thing POKE POKE POKE POKE
by Dezimae is FINALLY 21 on January 22nd, 2009
okay so there is a little story behind this. a "friend" who we all dont like but accept the friend invite had a pic of her with a feather boa around her neck and she was pressed up against a mirror... but she was naked and you could see a nipple. so me and my 2 best friends reported it as porn and one of the girls put as her status :"thinking about nipples... but not in the way that you think..." and we cracked up for literally 30 minutes. it was great.
by ROCKON93 on January 22nd, 2009
"I hate life...but I'm not emo!"
my retarded friend had it once!
it made me laugh out loud!:p
by Nadia on January 22nd, 2009
my friends status read: (name) is going to wear your shoes today, walk around the block, come back, have tea..
how random?!! (ps, he was a guy, so it sounded pretty weird)
by kala on January 22nd, 2009
one of the best ones I've seen myself is...
(Name): is mackin' all the bitches!
(this one works best for a girl...) !
by torque on November 20th, 2009
Believe me ..i am a liar...
The best sm i have ever seen
by AnonymousGirl on November 20th, 2009
I'm not sure if there's a best. I just viewed my Live Feed, though, and one of my friends has a status that says "my poor laptop got the swine flu :(". Hehehe.
by n9nedone on February 2nd, 2010
Your acting like a dick so here is a condom, you might as well start dressing like one.
Do you have facrbook and if yes, is it good?
by pepsimax on February 25th, 2010
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Can you hide your friends list from some friends on facebook with the new privacy settings?
by Led Zeppelin on January 24th, 2010
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When will Facebook do away with networks (see link below before answering, pls. It's important.)
by byankno1 on December 10th, 2009
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Are you sick of being pushed toward Facebook? Every website I visit has a link to Facebook.
by Firebrand on December 25th, 2009
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do you have any security concern about Facebook?
by Malek Murad on March 17th, 2010
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haha yeah, that poke thing gets on my nerves!
by kala on January 22nd, 2009