by Mrs. Dwight K. Schrute on January 15th, 2009
I'd explain to him that beauty on the inside is what matters and he is hideous!
by SexyLips on January 15th, 2009
I wouldn't call him much of a best friend!!!
by sourgirl27 on January 15th, 2009
i would think he was an asshole, and i would tell him that he is too stupid to be my friend and be done with his ass.
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi COAT on January 15th, 2009
I'm not sure that I'd even want that person as a friend.
by duckmysick on January 15th, 2009
just say "you are only in my past"
then shit in his cup
by Catherine on January 15th, 2009
Thats a horrible thing to say to someone...
by Leeses Pieces is COATed in chocolate on January 15th, 2009
pretty sure i'd b*tch slap his ass.
by Teresa on January 15th, 2009
I'd think he's not my best friend after all. Why would he tell you such a thing if not to hurt you?
by DwarfClown on January 15th, 2009
Well, if he was kidding, I'd just laugh it off. If he was just trying to be hurtful, I'd say, "so you think you're my best friend? I only talk to you because no one else would!"
by T.K. on January 15th, 2009
I would think that I could make better friends than that!! Ones who aren't so vain and who don't discriminate people!! I can't stand it when people act like that!!
by ABC on January 15th, 2009
I'd think my second best friend is my new best friend!!
Also I'd be slightly relieved since I'm a bloke!! I hope none of my friends think I'm pretty enough to be their girlfriend!!
by Designeedawn on January 15th, 2009
I would tell him that I would've considered going out with him, but his dick is too small.
by KLM88 on January 15th, 2009
hahaha he wouldn't even be considered a friend talkin like that....
by Rinky Dinky Do on January 15th, 2009
I'd be utterly shocked, outraged and looking for the son of a bitch who pulled a sex-change operation on me when I was sleeping
by roserose100 on January 15th, 2009
And you call that a "best friend"? If it's a joke, it's totally tasteless! And if he really means it, he should hit the road! That is not what I call a FRIEND!
by POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT on January 15th, 2009
If my friends actually knew what I thought of them...we'd be enemies.
by Waiting for Illumination on January 15th, 2009
I would think that I had made a terrible choice of "best" friends.
by Jen-Jen on January 15th, 2009
I would laugh my ass off, coz he'd be lying.
by armygirl on January 15th, 2009
TELL HIM TO FIND A NEW BEST FRIEND
by jbrecken on January 15th, 2009
I'd think he's playing with you. You're supposed to reply, "That's good because you're too short (or whatever his insecurity is) to be my boyfriend" and punch him in the shoulder.
There's also the possibility that he's trying to talk himself out of being attracted to you so that he doesn't lose a friend.
by Ironhead on January 15th, 2009
If this best friend was serious...he would not be my friend anymore. If kidding/joking and you know he is, then I would have to find something better to get back at him with.
by jolanda43 on January 15th, 2009
i would ask him to give me tips on how to be prettier. or tell him you can suck like a vaccum
by DWreck on January 15th, 2009
Dang, that's rough. Doesn't sound like a good person to be hanging around.
by somewhat_anonymous on January 15th, 2009
I think I would get a new best friend who wasn't such a humongous jerk.
by sickofgames on January 15th, 2009
would be very upset that he thinks i am a girl
by Anonymous on January 15th, 2009
Id slap him, LOL. He would be lying, he loves me.
by Liev4life38 on January 15th, 2009
thats too mean for me...if my best friend who is a boy told me that...id crack him lol..for real
by andrew0976 on January 15th, 2009
I would tell him skip you kick him in the shin and walk off
by AnonymousGirl on January 15th, 2009
My best guy friend is my boyfriend, so that just might be awkward.
by Synderela on January 15th, 2009
i would laugh and if i really knew it was a joke i would know
by elaine2angel on January 15th, 2009
i would laugh and laugh in his face
by Mrs.Dufresne rediscovers Alana Davis on January 15th, 2009
I'd disappear and make him think I was dead.
by latinabeauty is smiling on January 15th, 2009
i would punch him in the gut. i would punch him lower, but theres nothing there to punch. :)
by Marlin on January 15th, 2009
I would think myself that he's seen me too long!!!
by R U Sirius on January 15th, 2009
I would think this friend needs a lesson on when not too include TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Obviously he doesnt mind hurting his so called best friends feelings.............
by jas on January 15th, 2009
I would think he isn't really a friend, I would think he is very shallow and not worthy of my friendship. He sounds like he is too into himself to consider someone else's feelings, and he places too much importance on looks. He sounds totally conceited.
by Ganja_Goddess on January 15th, 2009
I would tell him that the only reason I was his best friend was because I was way too good for him! Then chuckle and say 'it's so cute that you think you're in control!'
by x.LostLove.x on April 5th, 2009
Probably kick his balls.
by LizaGalantai on January 17th, 2009
rethink the friendship and slap him!
by Diana on January 16th, 2009
I would tell him hes lying cus Im too pretty to be his girlfriend and hes mad about it and is lying to get me mad:(
by Marlin on January 16th, 2009
What a 24 carats plonker!!!!
by Marlin on January 16th, 2009
What a difficult situation!!!
by Marlin on January 15th, 2009
WOW
by Taciturnu on January 18th, 2009
That he was definitely not my best friend.
by Marlin on February 1st, 2009
the plonker!!! the twat!!!!
by Marlin on February 7th, 2009
What a waster!!!
by Marlin on January 18th, 2009
what a waster!
by CaRbOnPrOdUcT n-aIrY tHaNg on January 17th, 2009
I would think I had a bad taste in friends.
by FairLady on January 17th, 2009
It's rather stupid remark. I am not sure if I kept this "best friend" ever. It's very hurting remark.
by Hermyella on April 5th, 2009
He's your best friend? Hopefully he was just joking and will apologize soon! Sheish, that's just mean! I could say more, but I don't want to rant on.
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